How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is kinda dark. It's saying the only difference between having a living wife and a dead wife is that a living wife does the dishes. I know you probably can't tell the difference between a husband and a wife.
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Stolen joke. worstjokesever.com/jokes/585dc5d01602d6149d4b23af/how-can-you-tell-if-your-wife-is-dead