Death jokes
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.