Death jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Memes
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
U die from robot bite.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.