Death jokes
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.