Death jokes
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.