Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Death Jokes
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
U die from robot bite.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Orphan
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
