Death jokes
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Memes
Maid Outfit
Rip Juice WRLD.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."