Death jokes
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Memes
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Rip Juice WRLD.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.