Death jokes
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.