Death jokes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."