Death jokes

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

What instruments do skeletons like to play?

Trombones.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

I am a dead baby. -end joke-

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?

Because he's dead.