Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Road Crossing Fail
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smooth-brained dingus. The chicken didn't cross the road because it got SMACKED by a car! It's funny because you expect it to be some cute reason, but NOPE, it's just VIOLENCE. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?