Humpty Dumpty's Accident

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Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.

He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.

When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.

It happened too fast, he watched the very last.

Next he died, eaten all fried.

Categories

  • Humpty Dumpty
  • Wall
  • Die
  • Egg
  • Death
  • Call

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! So, Humpty Dumpty took a tumble, right? His mom's all freaked out, terri-fried, get it? Then it's just a bunch of egg puns until he, like, becomes fried eggs. I bet you would fall off a wall, too!

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