Humpty Dumpty's Accident

  • Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.

    He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.

    When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.

    It happened too fast, he watched the very last.

    Next he died, eaten all fried.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! So, Humpty Dumpty took a tumble, right? His mom's all freaked out, terri-fried, get it? Then it's just a bunch of egg puns until he, like, becomes fried eggs. I bet you would fall off a wall, too!

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