Death jokes
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
Memes
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Stephen Hawking died.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"