Death jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?