Death jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...