Death jokes
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.