Death jokes
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Memes
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Stephen Hawking died.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.