Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Alright, listen up, genius. This dude thought he could fly after hitting his pipe. He jumped on his trampoline and thought he was in heaven, but guess what? He actually just jumped on his bed, cracked his skull, and kicked the bucket. The doctor said he was dead! This is what happens when you smoke crack, which makes you think you are smart, when you're actually a big dummy.
