Death jokes
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
U die from robot bite.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Orphan