My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife? He wiped.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson you dump him