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My gf dumped me so I took her wheel chair

Guess who came crawling back

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.

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my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time

what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.