Dump jokes
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?