Dump

Dump Jokes

Abuse

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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  • Fart

    Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

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  • Wheelchair

    What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

    Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

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  • Girlfriend

    My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.

    Wife

    I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

    Daveon

    Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

    Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

    Wife

    Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans not know how to spell?

    Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

    Name

    What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I don't own a Ferrari.