My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
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Listen up, nimrod! The dude said his girlfriend is in the garden, but when his friend went to look, she wasn't there. Turns out, the girlfriend is buried in the garden. You gotta dig a little 'cause she's dead! And judging by your brainpower, you probably still think the Earth is flat. Sad!