Death jokes
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing, unless you're at a funeral.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.