Death

Death jokes

You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.

Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.

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    • I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

    My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.

    She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭

    What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

    Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

    Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

    Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

    Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

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    • Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.

    What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

    Miscarriage.

    Q: What did one snake say to the other?

    A: Nothing because they are both dead.

    Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

    Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)