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Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.

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    • If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

    But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

    Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

    Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

    Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

    Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

    Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

    If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

    One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

    She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

    What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

    To those who are dead now, was it fun?

    My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.

    Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

    What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

    He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

    Why did Sally fall dead?

    Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!