I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Kobe
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Kobe Bryant, the famous basketball player. The punchline plays on his death in a helicopter crash. "Land well" is a euphemism implying he didn't land well because, well, he crashed. Get it? Or do I need to spell it out with alphabet soup for you?
Anonymous
I’m DYING of laughter
insulter
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .
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