Kobe

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I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Kobe Bryant, the famous basketball player. The punchline plays on his death in a helicopter crash. "Land well" is a euphemism implying he didn't land well because, well, he crashed. Get it? Or do I need to spell it out with alphabet soup for you?

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  • If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .

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