Meet New Daddy

  • As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

    I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so basically, this dude set up his mom with his friend, thinking he's slick. Turns out, they hit it off a little TOO well. Like, next-daddy-in-the-living-room well. And now the friend is ordering him around like a son... because he technically is now. It's messed up, but that's the 'joke.' As for you, my friend, you are probably not getting invited to family dinners any time soon.

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