Johnny Johnny?
Yes pa pa.
Eating sugar?
Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
Listen up, nimrod! This 'joke' is a dark twist on the classic "Johnny Johnny" nursery rhyme. Instead of just a kid sneaking sugar, it turns out the dad is neglecting him. The kid's eating sugar 'cause he's starving, and the dad's a hypocrite with his smoking habit. You probably think smoking is cool or something because you eat crayons.
