Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond?” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn't know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation
Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 oooooo day a great 👍 night for
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page...
I DONT CARE IF I GOT BEAT THE FIRST DAY U WERE BORN YO MOMMA ASK FOR A RECIEPT
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
I tried to eat a clock the other day. it was very time consuming
What is an orphans favourite day? Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out
There was once a boy who took a selfie and the next day became and orphan
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year? Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time of my day
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
