Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
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One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn't know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation
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I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page...
I DONT CARE IF I GOT BEAT THE FIRST DAY U WERE BORN YO MOMMA ASK FOR A RECIEPT
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
I tried to eat a clock the other day. it was very time consuming
What is an orphans favourite day? Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out
There was once a boy who took a selfie and the next day became and orphan
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year? Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Hi đź‘‹ I love đź’• you love đź’• a good time of my day
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast,
The orphanage worker just said “ don’t be silly”
