When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Sunday was a sad day but yesterday was a sadderday
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a monday and didn't end til' sunday
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why do orphans go to church? Not because they are religious because they want someone to call father.
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
What is the best day to go to the beach On Sunday
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish
