One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Alright, listen up, you genius! The teacher asks what animals give us, right? Pig gives bacon, chicken gives eggs, makes sense, yeah? But then the kid says a FAT COW gives HOMEWORK! Get it? 'Cause it's unexpected and cows don't actually give homework, ya dingus! You probably thought homework came from elves, didn't you?
