Day jokes
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Memes
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
My dog died today. 😥
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)