I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Day Jokes
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
My dog died today. 😥
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
