Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
kylin milks me all day like ima cow
when''s the best day to get the chair? FRY-day.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
If all women dissappeared one day it would be a pain in the ass
why was the dog soo stressed out? It had a ruff day.
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents