Day

Day jokes

Bell

The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."

Guy

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Asthma

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

Memes

Soldier

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Orphanage

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Kid

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 354 days?

'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!

Basement

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Life Support

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Quote

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

Orphan

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.