WHATS A JOKE?

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Doctor

  • Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."

    And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

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  • Patient

  • Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

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  • Homework

  • One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"

    A student says: "Bacon!"

    The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"

    A student says: "Eggs!"

    The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"

    A student says: "Homework!"

    The whole class laughs.