Panther jokes
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Tom aint Tom
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Community talk
Wade, did you take out the Panther?