Panther jokes

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Explain Bear is my favorite.

The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.

The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"

The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.