Panther jokes

Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?

He is a bulletproof black man.

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.

The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"

The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"

One day, a cop pulls a van over, and when he walks up to the window, he sees ten penguins in the back.

The cop asks the man, “Are those your penguins?”

The man says, “Yes, they are my pets.”

The cop replies to the man, “You need to take them to the zoo right now.”

So the man agrees and drives off. The next day, the cop pulls over the same van, and he walks up to the window and sees the ten penguins all wearing sunglasses.

The cop says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.”

The man says, “I did! Today, we are going to the beach!”