Panther jokes

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?

He is a bulletproof black man.

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Explain bear.

Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?