Panther

Panther Jokes

Batman

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

Poker

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

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  • Weed

    What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

    They both get smoked in bowls.

    Cheetah

    Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

    Patient

    A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.