Panther jokes

Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?

He is a bulletproof black man.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Explain bear.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"