Dating jokes
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana