Dating jokes
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.