Dating jokes
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
So 666-3629, so get it?
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?