Dating jokes

Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

Because he thought that she would leave him too.

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.

Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.

Snapchat- any.bry05

Their family portrait is also a dating app.

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.

I finally got a girlfriend.

Her name is Remington Model 32.

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

So 666-3629, so get it?

I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?