Dating jokes
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
I don't want to date an alien.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
My chance of finding love.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.