I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.