Dating jokes

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.

I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

The date is April 1st.

Somebody asks you what you are doing.

“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.