Dating jokes

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

Where did the cows go to a date?

To the moo-vies!

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Why are women like parking spots?

Because all of the good ones are always taken first, and you gotta wait until they're available again.

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

Your love life.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?

Nutella!

I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.

I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.