Dating jokes

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!