A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
9/11 Muslim
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. This joke is funny because the girl asks if the dude is Indian, right? And instead of just saying "no," he makes a joke about 9/11, implying he's a terrorist. Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected and edgy. You probably didn't find it funny because you have the emotional range of a carrot.