What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Dating Jokes
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
