Darkness jokes
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.