Darkness jokes
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
I feel this one on a personal level.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"