Orphan's Missing Milk Conundrum (Dad Joke Edition!)", "humorTypes": ["dark", "dark/gallows", "dad-joke

  • Why can't an orphan have milk?

    His dad didn't come back with the milk.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, genius, let me break it down for your smooth brain. Orphans don't have parents, especially dads. And in this case, the dad went out for milk and pulled a disappearing act, leaving the kid without a father or milk. Get it now, Einstein?

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  • Oh no my dad he's gone

    Pernicious Waterbuck