500+ Best Darkness Jokes - Page 30 - Worst Jokes Ever

Interaction

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”

Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”

Dark Humor

Anonymous · 3 years ago

🤣

A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

Humour

Mr. . · 8 years ago

Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!

Chicken

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

History

what’s dudeese · 8 months ago

A photo of a laptop screen showing a college application form for the College of Arts & Sciences. The question asks "Discuss why you have chosen history as your major." In the text box, the user has typed "the little dark age edits". There is overlay text that says "i hope my admissions officer knows ball 💔 wish me luck ✌️".

Technique

Anonymous · 2 years ago

its kinda funny tho

The image shows three different lighting techniques, labeled as "The Good", "The Bad", and "The Ugly". Each technique is illustrated with a simple graphic of a stick figure standing next to a lamp post, with different light distribution. "The Good" shows light directed downwards and to the sides, with a dark sky. "The Bad" shows light going upwards and spreading, with a yellow background. "The Ugly" shows light directed downwards in a small cone, with the stick figure's head in shadow and only the bottom part illuminated.

Gym

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "Dark Hardcore Gym Playlist". The playlist cover features a scary skeletal figure with red eyes holding an axe in a dark forest with tombstones. Below the title, it says "2min". Underneath, there are Spotify icons and the text "Add to this playlist". The first track listed is "Espresso" with a thumbnail showing the artist's face.

Insult

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

Hornet

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

A drawing shows a green Grub with big eyes. There's blood splatter behind it and a spider-like creature that seems to be on fire. There is text describing Grub's violent actions.

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"

Suicide meme

Autterpop · 3 years ago

The image shows two pictures of Steve Harvey. In the first picture he is laughing, in the second, his face is serious and looks shocked. Above the images, text reads: "When you are laughing at suicide memes but you suddenly remember that you have attempted suicide 3 times".

Bathroom

UK · 10 months ago

Text on a gradient background from white to orange at the bottom reads, "how it feels to turn on the bathroom light when u need to pee at night 🥀💔🎃". Below the text are three emojis: a wilted rose, a broken heart, and a jack-o'-lantern.

Hello Kitty

trixiedixie🥰 · 2 years ago

An image of a Hello Kitty figurine with red eyes and a blood-splattered knife. The text overlay reads: "In the day, she likes Hello Kitty. At night she drops the 'O'."

Divorce

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

Car

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.

Technology

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel cartoon showing examples of "wireless technologies". Top left panel: A man with a wireless earbud in his ear. Top right panel: A hand using a wireless mouse. Bottom left panel: A man hanging from a tree with a broken chair on the floor. Bottom right panel: A phone charging wirelessly on a charging pad.

Comedy

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of an article titled "Why is millennial humor so weird?" and includes the text, "Comedy that appeals to young people can be surreal and dark—and completely meaningless." Below is a stylized cartoon of a character in a YouTube video titled "Chernobyl After The Nuclear Explosion - Full Documentary".

Friend

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A woman smiles as if listening to something on her phone. The text reads: "When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil."

Cat

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A high-contrast, deep red and orange filtered image of a cat looking directly at the camera with an intense expression. Overlaid text reads: "I remember saying 'no we can't' to the Bob the Builder That's where the darkness in me began. The malice, the hatred. It was all from that moment."

Alastor

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment by user Demxn Dark asks, "Who in their right mind says that Alastor solos?" The second comment, by user Superior, replies, "Disabled people."

Community talk

Anonymous

why is daylight savings necessary? like what does a time change do to benefit us cus all it does for me is make it dark early and ruin my sleep schedule

Black Girthy Veiny Dih

Poll · 9 months ago

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