Darkness jokes
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.