Darkness jokes
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
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How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!