Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
