Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.