Darkness jokes
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>