Darkness jokes

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

Kate: Can we have a threesome?

Trevor: Sure.

The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

How do you cure a ginger?

Chemotherapy.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

What's the darkest point in the universe?

The inside of a KFC.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.