What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Darkness Jokes
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
The joke above me sucks.
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
