Darkness jokes
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.