Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Darkness Jokes
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
