Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
i was digging in a garden once a found a chest full of gold i wanted to show my wife but then i thought why i was digging in the first place
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades pull the ring and the house is gone.
Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who donโt talk about the following go die!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, Iโm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Do you want to hear a dark joke let me turn the lights off
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
the w in africa is for water
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: youโll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong aโ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All heโd do is go โUh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!โ
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because heโs scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
