Darkness jokes
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.