Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
