Pretense jokes

Noose

Lyss · 5 years ago

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Principal

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

Princess

Gwen · 5 years ago

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Faker

Princess/ Shortie · 5 years ago

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Childhood

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

Father

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A meme featuring a close-up image of a monkey with its eyes closed, appearing to be asleep or pretending to sleep. A lollipop or similar object is near its mouth, and it is behind a wire fence. The text above the image reads, "my father rubbing his dick on my face thinking that I'm asleep". Below the image, the text reads, "[I'm pretending]".

Pretense memes

Pretense jokes

Noose

Principal

Crackhead

Lie

Princess

Faker

Faker

Childhood

Father