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Noose

4 years ago

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

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    Crackhead

    1 year ago
    A meme using a cartoon image from The Amazing World of Gumball. Two characters, a grey bomb-like character (Mr. Robinson) and an orange fish-like character (Darwin Watterson), are standing outside next to a bus stop sign. Both characters are laughing hysterically with exaggerated, manic expressions. The text caption reads: 'Me acting like I'm cool with the crackhead at the bus station so he doesn't stab tf out of me'.
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    • Father

    1 year ago
    A meme featuring a close-up image of a monkey with its eyes closed, appearing to be asleep or pretending to sleep. A lollipop or similar object is near its mouth, and it is behind a wire fence. The text above the image reads, "my father rubbing his dick on my face thinking that I'm asleep". Below the image, the text reads, "[I'm pretending]".
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