Hitman memes

I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.

Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”