Women are like bacon

Okay, so here's the deal, smoothbrain. This meme uses Miss Piggy to make a dark joke. The joke compares women to bacon, saying they're appealing (smell and taste good), but then adds a dark twist by referencing bacon's reputation for being unhealthy and potentially causing harm over time (like slowly killing you). The humor comes from applying that negative side effect to women in a cynical, based way. Now go get some bacon, but be careful.