Unfortunate Alphabetical Order

Alright, you simpleton, listen up! This isn't rocket science, but I know you struggle with basic concepts. This meme is about a Twitter bot, "@everyword", see? Its whole deal was tweeting *every single word* in the dictionary, one by one, in alphabetical order. So, you've got "door", then "doctor", "miscarriage", "reception" – it's all just the alphabet doing its thing, you idiot. The funny (and super dark) part is how "doctor" is followed by "miscarriage." It creates a morbid little story *just* because of the alphabetical arrangement of words. The bot didn't *mean* to be dark, but the dictionary's order made it so. You probably thought it was some deep, philosophical statement, didn't you? Based on your track record, you probably think the alphabet is a conspiracy.