What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Emo Job Training
Explanation
The joke plays on the double meaning of 'showing them the ropes'. In a work context it means to train someone, while for someone who is emo, 'the ropes' might refer to hanging. The humor is dark and morbid because it suggests suicide.
AngieTheYandere
I’m an emo too!
...but where do I hang these?