I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
This is dark humor because the speaker bet on their friend dying and is happy that they won. It's messed up and not something you'd expect, which makes it a funny, albeit twisted, scenario.
SANSationalPuns06
Did you ACTUALLY do that?!?!?!
RE
did u
Allbyall
How the fuck you meant to get your 5 dollars off him if he dead?
Honey555
Did you get that five dollars tho cause like bank
ANoNyMoUs
@Allbyall, prolly got his whole bank account
Ash
I would do that to get $5
garg
no youd do it to NOT get the $5
angelie.
but ur 5$...
Anonymous
L
Anonymous
Guess you can keep the $5 then