What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Orphan vs. Egyptian
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it uses wordplay, see? Orphans don't have "mummies" (mothers), but Egyptians DO have mummies because of their history and stuff. The joke plays on the similar-sounding words to create a dark and funny twist. Got it?
Anonymous
And you obviously don't have spell check.