Dark Humor

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I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly

I’ll never forget my grandpas last words

Are you still holding the ladder

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league

What did the titanic say as it was sinking I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge

A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section

What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

girls are like rocks, the flat one gets skipped

Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?

A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free

I was crying when my dad was cutting onions

Onions was such a good dog

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

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i saw a monkey outside of school and said a look a monkey i got expelled the next day.

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.