Dark Humor
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.