Fake Rain

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark because it involves spitting on a blind kid and making them think it's raining. Blind people can't see, so they rely on other senses, like touch. This joke plays on that reliance in a cruel way. You probably thought it was funny because you are a bad person. Here is something else, did you know that people who tell dark jokes are more intelligent? Just kidding you are dumb as a rock!