warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them they disappear.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping