Dark Humor
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Memes
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.