Bone Over Heartbreak Advice for Revenge Seekers (or Not!)

  • Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

    Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. You really think a heart is something you can just bust up like a piñata? Hearts are fragile, and people only got ONE. Now bones, bones are where it's at! Two hundred and six chances to make some noise! It's all about volume, baby!

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  • Hefty Rottweiler

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