I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
Dark Humor
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
