what's worse than a baby in a trash can? a baby in two trash cans.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone A. Because he got hit by a truck
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
how did the gay girl die? homocide
a joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never come back
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
babies are like airstrikes they get aborted
