Whats the diffrenct between apples and orphans
Apples get picked.
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
Do yall know the saying "Hang in there"? Well FUCK that because i might as well be hanging myself
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
I bought a book for my blind friend :)
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
i put someone in a wheelchair in to the fire and called him hot weels
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
I’ll never forget my grandpas last words
Are you still holding the ladder
the F in orphan stands for family
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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