I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
