Dark Humor
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
who wouldnt?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.