Dark Humor
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
You know, my mom told me to become an astronaut.
I told her I don't want to become the next firework.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.