my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
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What do you call a wheelchair on fire Hotweels
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
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What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
The W in Africa stand for water
Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s
What is the worst joke ever. It you .🫥
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
