Dark Humor
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.