Dark Humor
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.