Dark Humor
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.